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hung over
tired
not inclined to work
infatuated
confused
excited to read The Deathly Hallows

ETA: STRESSED ABOUT THE TENNIS!!!


Last night was a Kukri staff party. I've said it before and i will say it again. No one parties like a Kukrian. Full report with pictures later.

I have slugs. Not on my person but in my house....more accurately; in my kitchen and office! wtf? I always thought Slugs where the outdoorsy types, plants and leaves and all that. But no, apparently in the dead of night they like to sneak in to my house and leave gross slug trails across the kitchen floor and in to the freaking office! What, pres tell, they're hoping to find in there i dont know?

After much consultation with Tony and Susan in the Warehouse this afternoon i have laid a salt trap on the back door step to hopefully stop the fuckers before they can slither their way under(?) the back door. If that doesnt work then a beer trap will be laid.

I cant believe im laying traps for slugs. FML.

So i could go to the Jam but that means hanging around for an hour after work AND not getting home til 8pm.

Or
 
I can go straight home (via Morrisions as i totes forgot to go food shopping this weekend and my fridge currently houses a mega munch bunch yoghurt (strawberry) and some thousand island dressing) and watch Order of the Phoenix because i finally finished the book last night.

I dont like the Jams chances honestly.

In other news; found out today we're having a staff party next week for various reasons not least of which is to cheer everyone the fuck up because moral has been non existant since....January. This means 4 things: free bar, free hotel, drunk!becs and the next day...hungover!becs. Plus the Irish boys are coming over for it. its going to get messy for a few people i think. On a school night no less.

I live in a house that has two gardens, two stupid annoying gardens in which things insist on growing. the front garden has a lawn, a lawn that is really more of a mini jungle these days. i am not a gardener, i have absolutely no desire to start gardening, if the garden dissappeared over night it might take me weeks to notice.

So imagine how thrilled i am at the prospect of having to mow the lawn. For a few glorious care free days i thought i had a gardener lined up but no, he is a mean old man who is apparently unaware of the credit crunch as he expects £16 just to mow it (£16!) AND he says he doesnt really want to because its off his route. Off his route!? Who turns down work these days????!!!

So tonight, annoyed but resigned i started going through the ridiculous number of tiny keys we have hung up in the kitchen to find the one which unlocked the shed. Upon trying to get to the shed i was attacked by a worm (not really attacked...) a massive ant (definitely a vicious assault) AND a stupid over grown bush. So in retaliation i got the kitchen scissors and attacked the bush back. Ha.

After finally clearing my path and unlocking the padlock i find I CANT OPEN THE SHED BECAUSE IM TOO WEAK. After swearing and throwing a general bitch fit i stormed back inside and am now sulking and refusing to try again.

Will someone come and mow my lawn for me please? :-(  It irks me to say it but one of those men folk would come in so damn handy right about now.

At my sisters for tea - cottage pie (limited repertoire) - watching...Football. BUT we were watching cricket \0/ Did i mention i HATE SPORT!!! Gah i cant escape it. Always always with the sport at her house. Not cool.

We have however had a discussion about how lame Breaking Dawn the movie would be. I hope to christ theres a massive rewrite.

/pointless post

Oh its worse now....we're watching people talking about football. FML.

( the twilight awards )

You can drop by any time Rob...any time.

i'm so excited i just want to go home already.

Donna (work buddy and fellow jammer) totes came through and hooked me up with GOF but also tonight is the MTV movie awards and yes it usually blows big baby chunks but not when theres the new moon trailer AND RPattz frequenting the stage!

I'm so lame i dont care i want to seeeee. If they cut all that good stuff out i shall be peeved.

GOF or Movie Awards or Both? I dont think i'm over reacting when i equate this to Sophies choice (if Sophie could get her kid back after an hour or so).

A few years ago i worked with someone who told me a story of a patient of hers who had given birth to twin girls. She named them Latoya and..... Notlatoya. I kid you not. Up until this very evening i thought that was the worst name-crime against a child i'd ever heard.

I had tea at Sue and Gary's tonight and Sue (a primary school teacher) told me about a child, a boy, at her friends school not far from here who is called 'Cool boy'. That is his name. But it gets better, his baby sister? Is called 'Sexy babe'. I just....There should be laws.

How is that not tantamount to child abuse? How is that on their birth certificate?!

First, Happy 21st Birthday (for Yesterday) violetpepper !!!! Hope you had a great day.

Second....i finished Goblet of Fire!!!

( Goblet of Awesome )

I knew i'd finish it this weekend so i rented the movie in anticipation. So down i sat last night beside myself with excitement to see it in all its cinematic glory and what happens? Just as they start dancing at the Yule ball it packs in! IT COCKED BLOCKED ME FROM APPRECIATING DEADRIC IN A TUX. Not cool.

So today i scampered in to town knowing id be unable to wait til the replacement copy arrived. Went to HMV...£25!!! Hahahahaha i laughed all the way out of the shop. Then i found this epic new shop called Entertainment exchange that sells used DVDs, Games etc and picked a copy up for £3. Had a delightful conversation about Ho-Po and Twilight (of course) with the two sales people and skipped home to watch. Only to find they've given me Order of the Phoenix!!!!! Oh the humanity!

I just want to watch GOF ffs. Not happy.

Oh and the Bones finale was shite. Wtf was that? Most pointless hour of TV i've ever watched only to finish on the most cliched sentence of all sentences in sentence land. Not amused.

My hair has launched a rebellion.

It's become completely resistant to my hair brush, my straighteners and now apparently shampoo and conditioner.

*adds to list of current woes*

Plus i only just got it cut, which may actually be the cause of my current problems. It really doesnt like getting cut. It freaks out and goes extra poofy. Woe.

I need to post about...stuff. But i'll likely procrastinate and not do it today so before i do that and forget...

Happy Birthday skysaveme !!!!!!!

Have a great day!

Because there are very few things that are making me happy right now...


      



...and this makes me happy. Anyone know where i can get one?

I really dont want to be spoiled for the Bones finale...its my favourite show! So im trying to stay away from Ausiello and skimming past the Bones comms on my flist like lightning.  Please no one spoil me!

I'm tempted to spoil myself for the Greys finale...i'm semi spoiled already and i'm really far behind anyway....

Ugh is it home time yet?

I have a webcam appointment with my parents tomorrow, lol. Vic is coming over and i'm bringing Jess so they can see her too.

First i go to Asda to get my McFly DVD only to find they dont have it! (wtf? - outraged). Then after completing my shopping of lame non McFly related products i come to the self service check to find out they have removed all the bags....apparently this is a store wide (if not nation wide) move...only those pesky reusable ones are available!

Dont get me wrong, I'm not against reusable ones, in fact when i remember i always bring my own but today i had forgotten it and had to load up my handbag like a shop lifter. A bit of warning perhaps?

/random

Oh and my parents updated their blog (i set them one up before they went) with pictures and it looks awesome!

Twelve chapters in to what was a really promising fic and i find out Bella's dying *sigh*  *waves bye bye to the stupid fic* I do not do unhappy endings, no i do not.

I am still trying to get over the amazingness that was McFly at the Manchester Apollo last night; seriously they blew Blackpool out of the water. Unbelievable.

(Brace yourself for a lot of fangirling)

( Harry sings, Danny strips, Dougie crowd surfs )

Phew, sorry about that. It had to be done.

ETA: oh but i told you so...god bless youtube.

Dancing & Singing

McFly at Blackpool Opera House 22.04.09. Picspam.

( well, mainly Danny really )

I really must do a proper update at some point. many exciting things have happend. Well actually, nothing at all exciting has happened except me getting drunk at a work event (shocker) and obviously...McFly.

But i did watch 17 Again at the weekend and holy crap on a cracker as Penny would say, Zefron is HOT. Its worth seeing the movie again (which was fairly enjoyable) just for the Zef getting out of his car in slo-mo. Yum.

I've got a busy couple of weeks coming up, my parents emigrate next week so i'm being dragged to all sorts of family functions under the pretence of people caring that they wont see them for 7 months when actually under normal none emigraty circumstances they probably wouldnt see them for that long anyway. I saw one of my cousins yesterday who i havent seen since she got married...in the late 80's.

This weekend is my other cousins wedding, i cant even tell you how much i dont care about attending but alas im being forced. Then im working on sunday.

I found out on Saturday just how broke-broke im going to be running the house. They'll still be paying almost half of the bills in absentia, thats how much it costs to run my stupid ass house. So im going to prepare for this lack of money by buying myself a camera. bwaa haa haa. My sisters old one sucks (as will be demonstrated later when i post my McFly pictures) and i really need one anyway so yes, i'll get that when i get paid i think.

And here, to make this post slightly less mundane, here is the unholy hottness that is teh RPattz.

Just a quick note to enable me to squee emphatically about how awesome the McFly gig was in Blackpool last night. My god. It was so good! The best i've seen them and oh yeh FRONT ROW (ish).  

Impressively my pictures still reached new levels of awful but heck, i think Danny Jones sweated on me so i cant really be unhappy (ever again).

He got handsome aswell? He's always been hot but now he's just super handsome to boot. Happy days.

Pictures later.